
He trades.
Charts all night. Never panics. Never sleeps. Never explains.
from the depths of solana
He trades.He farts.
dropping soon
−420 m · the thesis

Charts all night. Never panics. Never sleeps. Never explains.

Out of his face. His face is a butt. Keep up.
that's it. that's the whole thesis.
−1,337 m · the lore

The dev drew him years ago. A pink guy with a butt for a face. The world wasn't ready.

So he sank. Past the validators. Past every dead coin. All the way to the bottom of Solana, where the gas is thickest. He sat there for years. Trading. Building pressure.

Redrawn. Rested. Fully loaded. Now he's coming up to take over the chain, one toot at a time.
−2,100 m · mini game
HODL is for amateurs. Hold the button, let go as close to the top as you dare. Go over and he blows.
−3,000 m · gas-onomics

no roadmap. just a gas map.
−4,200 m · how to buy
Or any Solana wallet.
Buy some and send it to your wallet.
On pump.fun. Check it's the one below.
Then do what he does.
dropping soon
−5,000 m · meme vault
He doesn't mind. Drag them around, tap one to grab it.
−6,969 m · the bottom
Buy it. He is the bottom.
dropping soon